Ever felt personally attacked by an error message? Well, now you can wear one! Introducing the 404: Sleep Not Found T-shirt, perfect for programmers, gamers, and anyone who treats caffeine as a basic human necessity.
✅ Perfect for late-night coding & endless gaming marathons ✅ Pairs beautifully with eye bags and unfinished projects ✅ Automatically grants +10 stamina boost (placebo effect included)
🚨 Side effects may include:
Random people asking, "Dude, when was the last time you slept?"
Employers assuming you’re "available for just one more task" at 3 AM.
Increased dependency on coffee, energy drinks, and sheer willpower.
💻☕ Order now! Just don’t expect express delivery between the hours of 2 AM and 6 AM... because even our servers need sleep.
